Wikireporter:Holek/Jimbo Wales was seen on skateboard with some vandals destroying public domain

Jimbo Wales, founder of Wikimedia Foundation, was seen on Boston few days ago while doing a graffiti on construction set. It could be understable if he won't be seen with skateboard on second hand. (... - Something to add). When he was catched by our reporter he just said: "If you publicate this it really will be on CC-GFDL?" Jimbo is known of his ignoble activities, such as prohibited climbing on trees and buildings or trying to convert humanity to belief of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. He is still brave like a lion and plans new moves such as combing all plicas or buying up all lottery tickets that were avaible in San Andreas, California.

Counter Vandalism Unit has been informed about Jimbo's activities and at the same time has enabled WikiDefcon first level and described it as "betrayal of The Architect."

Reactions on the World

Reactions in North America were very strange. While some tried to defend Jimbo others said that it was result of his time spent on Wikimedia projects.

Results of this behavior were much greater than it was expected. Dow Jones losed 749 points. We still do not know that this events can be responsible for stock's loses.

Many video gamers bought Tony Hawk's Underground 2 video game where they could do exactly same things and in same place like Jimbo.

Jailers on Cuba started to guard nearby construction sets because of new graffiti artist arrival on March 30.

Notables comment

John Titor has back for comment after his last opinion given to 2005 Britannica takeover of Wikimedia: "It is good that Jimbo had fun doing that. Se still do not know how important he will be on 2033."

We made an appointment with God on day after this events but yesterday His secretary, Saint Peter, said that God cannot meet with us but He will do what He can to have better contributions on articles about Himself. Now we are thinking what He tried to say to us...

Senator Hilary Rodham Clinton said that this behavior cannot be tolerated and started to take signatures of people who are about acquiring by government of United States of America Wikimedia Foundation.

Ghosts on every country claimed: "Free Jimbo... and donuts!"

External links

• Our reporter catched Jimbo on video (YouTube)